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OMG I am so fucking ::magical::

The original Michelle Joni BRAINBOW! Do you have any idea how happy people get when you walk up to them and say, "OMG you are so fucking ::magical::"? Try it tomorrow!! Do you have any idea how powerful it is to look in the mirror and say "OMG I am so fucking...

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I LOVE MY CAT CALLERS

I LOVE MY CAT CALLERS Men with a PULSE! Ya better recognize The Queen of impulse I'll stop and adore you Your smile, I lure you Right into my fantasy another mini cure, for you too Human interaction on the streets of New York City Well isn't it a pity That we aren't...

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HELP!

::::This is my FABoratory Experiment:::: FIFTY years ago The Beatles said HELP! They put it on their album cover. They made a movie about it. They made it sexy to cry out in humble desperation! It's not always easy to ask for HELP! but thank to John Lennon's suave and...

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SKIPSMAS: take two

If you haven't yet read The Kitty Who Stole Skipsmas, I recommend doing that first for the full story! Or if you don't want to, you can just skip to the bottom of this Kitty has reminded me of something else she has meow’d at me on a number of occasions, then Michelle...

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