The Memberskip Program

Skipping Club Summer 2014 registration has begun!

What will you accomplish for yourself – and this world – over a summer of creative skipping adventures?

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INCLUDES

:: access to all skips ::
:: the Pink Memberskip card, by Evette Teylas ::
:: weekly challenges to live life fully and magically (11 weeks) ::
:: accountability for taking leaps toward your dreams ::
:: city-wide Memberskip perks ::
:: Day Skipper pass – one ::
:: private Facebook group access ::
:: michelle joni insider benefits  ::
:: you as a GIF on michellejoni.com ::

:: $230 ::

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INCLUDES

 :: access to all skips ::
:: the Silver Memberskip card, by Evette Teylas ::
:: weekly challenges to live life fully and magically (11 weeks) ::
:: accountability for taking leaps toward your dreams ::
:: city-wide Memberskip perks ::
:: Day Skipper passes – two (2) ::
:: private Facebook group access ::
:: michelle joni insider benefits  ::
:: one (1) massage ::
:: one (1) new hair cut ::
:: a 30 minute photo shoot with michelle joni ::
:: you as a GIF on michellejoni.com  ::

:: $420 ::
21 spots available

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INCLUDES

:: access to all skips ::
:: the Gold Memberskip card, by Evette Teylas ::
:: weekly challenges to live life fully and magically (11 weeks) ::
:: accountability for taking leaps toward your dreams ::
:: city-wide Memberskip perks ::
:: Day Skipper passes – three (3) ::
:: private Facebook group access ::
:: michelle joni insider benefits  ::
:: three (3) massages ::
:: one (1) new hair cut ::
:: a 30 minute photo shoot with michelle joni ::
::  a GIF and a story about you on michellejoni.com, written by michelle joni ::
:: SUMMER OF MAGIC ::
:: networking netplaying on your behalf ::
:: one (1) private skip with michelle joni ::
:: a phone call with michelle joni every other week (4 total) ::
:: one (1) michelle joni service ::
:: $50 gift card to damnglam.com ::

:: $1,500 ::
11 spots available

ELEMENTS

:: access to all skips ::
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see summer schedule here ]

Each Skip Includes:

—-A curated skipping adventure in a select neighborhood, ending at a hand-picked restaurant or bar for post-skip fun.
—-A sartorial theme :: dress up for the occasion, feel free to get into character
—-A spiritual theme :: dive in deep, take a leap, push past those limiting beliefs.
—-An approximate 1.1 mile skipping route, with about 5 brief and meaningful pauses along the way, lasting a total of around 47 minutes
—-A fantastic, free-flowing workout with mindful breathing and stretching
—-Guided games, meditations and surprises to make you think faster and feel deeper

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—-In spoken word and possibly song, Michelle Joni will guide in the art of manifestation, share stories of everyday ::magic::, and help you tap into the ::magic:: and greatness within you. She’ll share with you private stories and secrets… and all the pearly intuition and wisdom that comes to her that she immediately wants to relay on Facebook but then decides… “I’ll save this one  for Skipping Club.”
—-Special guest skippers – announced and unannounced and ranging from yoga teachers to performance artists to dog whisperers – will be invited to share their own wisdom, art, movement, what have you.
—-An invitation into your imagination
—-With Skipping Club Musical Director Janna Pelle, enjoy a curated musical selection to guide you through the skip with both the sartorial and spiritual theme in mind. From DJs to live local artists, from oldies to the latest hits to that obscure indie you never knew you couldn’t live your summer without, we are going to search every corner of YouTube and New York City (and your iPods!) to leave you feeling that skipping high. Get the soundtrack online afterwards.
—-Photos to be posted on Instagram, Facebook and michellejoni.com
—-Your pink Skipping Club stamp, possibly a sticker. Or if you’re lucky… Michelle Joni just might turn to you, attempt to wink, and give you a Skipping Club pin.
—-Take-home props and souvenirs and gifts, because Michelle Joni loves Party City and Michaels and Chinatown and spoiling people.
—-::magic::

:: Official Memberskip Cards by Evette Teylas ::
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The Pink, Silver and Gold Memberskip cards are designed and hand-made by Evette Teylas, one of the jewelry artists of 242 Grand Street in Williamsburg.
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:: weekly challenges to live life fully and magically ::
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Take a piece of Skipping Club with you each week, even if you didn’t make it the skip. Michelle Joni will challenge you to make NYC your game board, and give you specific skip-worthy tasks to help you win at life, tap into synchronicity, and be the happiest you ever. Oftentimes the challenges will get you ready for the next week’s skip. With group support and delicate guidance, you’ll find yourself being more adventurous than ever, and somehow things will just seem to magically fall into place.
For example:
- Go to Prospect Park. Leave your phone at home.
- Take yourself on a date to a 5-star restaurant.
- Order in dessert. Give your delivery guy a hug.
Or the next level up:
- Go to Prospect Park in wings. Leave your phone at home.
- Take your teddy bear on a date to a 5-star restaurant.
- Order in dessert. Give your delivery guy a rubber duckie wearing a scarf.

Shake things up, baby! Be weird, be easy breezy, disarm people, dismantle that evil voice in your head that holds you prisoner to being not enough, experience the abundance of New York City as your love affair deepens with yourself… and dive into your delicious, whole life.

:: accountability for taking leaps toward your dreams ::
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Yes! Skipping Club can be whatever you want it to be, but one of those is a built-in weekly deadline to follow your passions. Have you been wanting to get back into painting? By next Thursday at 2, you better have bought the paint. There is a realm of endless creativity, and the universe has created endless possibilities for us… when WORK WORK WORK doesn’t work, play play play just may.

:: Day Skipper passes ::
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- Share the magic! Skipping Club is a great activity to do with a friend. With built-in free passes with your Memberskip, bring a friend, a date or a business prospect, perhaps.

:: city-wide Memberskip perks ::
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- Flash your Memberskip Card to redeem a growing list add-ons and freebies at awesome restaurants, stores, museums and parties around NYC.
littleskips- Including :: little skips in Bushwick, 941 Willoughby Ave. Get a complimentary gourmet tea or coffee drink with any sandwich purchase. Nut milks and extra shots additional.

:: massages ::
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- Keep your body and soul in skip-top shape this season with the healing power of massage, included in the price of your Memberskip.
- Michelle Joni, a former spa and wellness editor who believes deeply in deep tissue therapy, will hook you up with her own favorite massage healers. And we’ll put the appointments on your calendar for you.
- Don’t skip your massage.

:: a new hair cut ::
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- Time for a spiffy new look! A hair cut can change everything, so get matched with one of Michelle Joni’s badass stylist friends to chop you through it.
- Whether you go for a new part or a half-shaved head is up to you… but here’s your chance.

:: a 30 minute photo shoot ::
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- Swing by Michelle Joni’s photo studio for a power-session of headshots and photos to capture the beauty and essence of you.
- Select photos will be edited and sent to you, and you can use them for anything you’d like.

:: summer of magic ::
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- Networking Netplaying on your behalf. Your Photo on the cork board behind Michelle Joni’s desk, and business cards stabbed on your forehead with people I think you should meet.
- A 45-minute phone call every other week (4 total) to focus on you and your journey. You will address the importance of the following for your summer:
____Personal brand development – online and off
____Love life
____Holding yourself accountable for following your dreams and making mad money by surrendering to the grace of the universe.
- One (1) Michelle Joni Service. Choose:
—–Wardrobe Revamp ($660 value)
—–Spa Eat Party Repeat ($550 value)
—–Dueling Photo Shoot ($440 value)
- One (1) Private Skip with Michelle Joni. Choose:
—–A one-on-one skip made just for you
—–A private group skip for coworkers, a birthday or bachelor/bachelorette bash.
—–A Surprise Skip – We’ll plot an undercover skipping mission to completely shock and joyously celebrate an engagement, a promotion, a divorce, etc.

:: internal benefits ::
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- Two extra hours and a wig shopping spree, wig included, selfies aplenty, when you get your first Michelle Joni service (Wardrobe Revamp, Spa Eat Party Repeat, or Dueling Photo Shoot)
- Memberskip Alumni perks and add-ons on Memberskips in future seasons

GET YOUR MEMBERSKIP!

This could be us, somewhere, someday, anywhere, anyday…

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