SKIPSMAS: take two

If you haven’t yet read The Kitty Who Stole Skipsmas, I recommend doing that first for the full story! Or if you don’t want to, you can just skip to the bottom of this

Kitty has reminded me of something else she has meow’d at me on a number of occasions, then Michelle Joni ignored for reasons of other people’s opinions, money potentialities and basic logic: When I started Skipping Club it was the same day and time every week: Thursdays at 2. For six months. THURSDAYS at 2 that’s it! YES – the most inconvenient time for just about everybody! The whole POINT is that you have to SKIP something. Duh. I picked Thursdays at 2 because it works for ME and me only. Skipping Club, in its original intended format, is meant to catch all the people brave, awesome, and evolved enough to realize that obviously… Thursdays, We Skip.

But somehow I got wrapped up into all these weekend wanders and skips oclocks happy hours and it don’t get me wrong, the ones that actually happened were awesome and all, but it totally messed with the juju.

And so, I declare it now:

ALL OFFICIAL FREE SKIPPING CLUB MEETINGS SHALL BE HELD ON THURSDAYS AT TWO!

I repeat.

ALL OFFICIAL FREE SKIPPING CLUB MEETINGS SHALL BE HELD ON THURSDAYS AT TWO!

I clarify: If you want me planning a skip on another time or day (Bachelorette parties! Corporate outings! Festivals!) I would love to!
Pay me enough money, honey, and I’ll bring Thursdays at 2 DIRECT TO YOU <3

And OH, OH, OH, what’s that you noticed?

The next feasible Thursday at 2 on the calendar is………. a pretty hi ho jolly looking day if you ask me!

SKIPSMAS christmas day

Hello, THURSDAY at 2PM, DECEMEBR 25th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MERRY SKIPSMAS BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, who wants to come? I know, I know, you’ve probably got plans. But maybe not. Maybe you’re feeling a bit lonely on Christmas this year and want to meet awesome new people. Maybe your family’s out of town and you’re tryna lock in with some family-type of feelings. Maybe you’re a Jewish Christmas orphan like me!

Or maybe… just maybe… you have a whole big plan… and you’ll skip it.

RSVP to join the skip!!! Share this with someone who might need it!!

I’m going to let you guys help me plan this one too… Kitty’s done her work here.
Please make neighborhood/restaurant suggestions – where do you guys want your SKIPSMAS?

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