Wet Hot Brooklyn Summer
I suppose the most basic thing you need to know about me as a human being is that I WAS IN WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER.
Yes, I was in the absolute greatest movie of all time!!!!
Not only that, Wet Hot American Summer was filmed at my summer camp where I went for 11 summers, so Camp Firewood (Towanda) is pretty much home.
And what’s more, I was the ONLY camper who got casted! — besides the camp director’s son, and my sister Jessica who got to tag along and be in the Talent Show audience.
Nobody really knew what kind of movie it would be, least of all my camp directors, and a lot of the now-superstar actors were “less-than” known at the time, but it was this moment it was written in stone.
wait, no, ignore that last comment.
I was to become a Wet Hot legend.
But FUCK MY COCK. Bigtime. I didn’t make it my beeswax to be in the prequel.
It’s a long story, but do you have any idea how terrible I feel about this? This movie is my veins. I can have entire conversations in Wet Hot American Summer quotes. And I do it, a lot.
But I found A NEW WAY. It isn’t about the girl. Well, it is…. and it isn’t.
One of my fantasies is to be in place where everybody is in character, and having a big happy talent show.
Welcome to Wet Hot Brooklyn Summer!!!
THE TALENT SHOW
AUGUST 4th 2015
AUDITION FOR THE TALENT SHOW ON INSTAGRAM #wethotbrooklynsummer
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If everything you need to know in life you learned in preschool, then everything you need to know in life you relearned in Wet Hot American Summer.